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Have you noticed that your computer monitor, after a few years of use is not as clear as it was when new? Well, that's because electrostatic charges cause micro-etching on the interior surface of the glass which can degrade the picture quality. As a result you end up straining your vision and visual acuity can suffer.. BUT... GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to MICROSOFT this process is REVERSIBLE thanks to a brand new JUST INTRODUCED PROGRAM that "cleans" the inside of the screen!!!!!! The process takes LESS THAN 30 SECONDS, and the difference is IMMEDIATELY NOTICEABLE!!!!!
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A TEST FOR OLD KIDS
This is a test for the old kids! The answers
are printed below, but don't you cheat.
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and
rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, “Who was that
masked man?” Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left
this behind. What did he leave behind?________________.
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S.
in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show.
03. "Get your kicks, ___________________."
04. "The story you are about to see is true.
The names have been changed___________________."
05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle,
________________."
06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and
the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go
in a dance called the "_____________."
07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very
best....... _______________."
08. Satchmo was America 's "Ambassador of
Goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His
name was _________________.
09. What takes a licking and keeps on
ticking? _______________.
10. Red Skelton's hobo character was named
__________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, "Good
Night, and "________ ________".
11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam
War did so by burning their______________.
12. The cute little car with the engine in
the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW . What other names did
it go by? ____________ & _______________.
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song
about, "the day the music died."This was a tribute to ___________________.
14. We can remember the first satellite
placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called ___________________.
15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and
60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was
called the ________________. !
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ANSWERS:
01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver
bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent.
05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader, and "Good
Night, and may God Bless."
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned.)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hula-hoop
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In a Seattle Washington college classroom, they were discussing the
qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple -
the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the
requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that
this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.
The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the
floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, 'What makes a natural
born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by
C-section?'
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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion. So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good. God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
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Women should
Not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany
her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men,
I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and
get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is
like most women - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter
from the local Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. (Insert name here), 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of
condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
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