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A man and his wife were driving
home one cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a
baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still
alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take
it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "OK, get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to keep warm?" the wife asks.
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
Giggling she asks, "But what about the smell?"
He replies, "Just hold his little nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with, died at
the scene.
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A TEST FOR OLD KIDS
This is a test for the old kids! The answers
are printed below, but don't you cheat.
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and
rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, “Who was that
masked man?” Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left
this behind. What did he leave behind?________________.
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S.
in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show.
03. "Get your kicks, ___________________."
04. "The story you are about to see is true.
The names have been changed___________________."
05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle,
________________."
06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and
the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go
in a dance called the "_____________."
07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very
best....... _______________."
08. Satchmo was America 's "Ambassador of
Goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His
name was _________________.
09. What takes a licking and keeps on
ticking? _______________.
10. Red Skelton's hobo character was named
__________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, "Good
Night, and "________ ________".
11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam
War did so by burning their______________.
12. The cute little car with the engine in
the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW . What other names did
it go by? ____________ & _______________.
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song
about, "the day the music died."This was a tribute to ___________________.
14. We can remember the first satellite
placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called ___________________.
15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and
60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was
called the ________________. !
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ANSWERS:
01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver
bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent.
05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader,and "Good
Night,and may God Bless."
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned.)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hoola-hoop